I like spam

Not the packaged meat product, the unwanted email kind. At least, I like the funny stuff. The viagra ads with odd, medical textbook penis diagrams creep me out.

This one is the good kind, though.

Hello my friend!

I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here ([url cut]) are bad.

Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..

My dog and I are still alive :)

It's been a while since I've seen a really innovative subject line, though - my favourite is still "tyrannosaurus en verde".